The Phantom Flag Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Daniels's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.