The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Daniels: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- The broadcast shows Daniels on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Daniels's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.