The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Daniels will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
76%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Daniels drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.