The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Daniels, that's a flag." Daniels: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Daniels, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.