The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Daniels will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Daniels's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.