The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Daniels gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Daniels's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.