The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Daniels's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Daniels gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Daniels's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.