The Checkdown Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Daniels four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Daniels finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Daniels, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.