The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Every deep ball Daniels throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Daniels is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Daniels, Daniels, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.