The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- The broadcast shows Daniels on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Daniels drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.