The Checkdown Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“The broadcast shows Daniels on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Daniels's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Daniels drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.