The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The play clock hits zero on Daniels four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Daniels's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.