The Hamstring Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Daniels finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Daniels's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.