The Pick-Six Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Daniels, the end zone is a rumor.
88%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Daniels drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.