The Late Scratch Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- The broadcast shows Daniels on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Daniels's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
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- Patrick Mahomes
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- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
- Jared Goff
- Matthew Stafford
FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.