The Pick-Six Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Daniels finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Daniels drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.