The Inch-Short Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Waddle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Waddle scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.