The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Waddle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waddle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.