The Snap Count Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- Waddle is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waddle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.