The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Waddle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Waddle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Waddle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.