The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Waddle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waddle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.