The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Waddle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Waddle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.