The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Waddle gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
91%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waddle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.