The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- The broadcast shows Waddle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waddle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.