The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Waddle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- Waddle will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Waddle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.