The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Ref: "Number Waddle, that's a flag." Waddle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Waddle drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Waddle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.