The Inch-Short Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Waddle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waddle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.