The Inch-Short Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Waddle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Waddle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.