The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waddle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.