The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
80%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Waddle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.