The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- Waddle gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
75%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waddle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.