The Inch-Short Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Waddle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waddle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.