The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Waddle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Ref: "Number Waddle, that's a flag." Waddle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waddle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.