The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Waddle will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waddle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.