The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- Waddle is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Waddle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.