The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waddle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.