The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Waddle's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Waddle was due a breakout.
80%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waddle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.