The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Waddle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- Waddle runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
90%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waddle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.