The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waddle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.