The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Waddle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- The QB looks at Waddle exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
81%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waddle, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.