The Inch-Short Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Waddle gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Waddle, Waddle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.