The Inch-Short Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
76%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Waddle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.