The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Waddle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Waddle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.