The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Waddle is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Waddle's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.