The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waddle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.