The Phantom Holding Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Waddle's stadium. Only over Waddle.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Waddle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Waddle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.