The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Waddle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- Waddle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
73%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waddle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.