The Late Scratch Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Waddle drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Waddle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.