The Inch-Short Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Waddle will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Waddle, Waddle, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.