The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle · DEN · WR
“Waddle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Waddle's week
- Waddle is already "Out" with that head. The witch only has to push gently.
- Waddle gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Waddle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Waddle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Waddle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Waddle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.